suckmyphallus:

areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman:

suckmyphallus:

areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman:

Oh
Well
It Would Appear As Though Your Feet Are Not Yet Meant To Discover Their Terrible Fate
They Must Stay In Warm Plush Comfort Until The Correct Time Arrives For Them To Fly Away As Strong Independent Cluckbeasts
Then 
And Only Then
Will They Discover For Themselves Who They Are Truly Meant To Be 

DAMMIT KANAYA

Excuse Me How Is This Absurd Limit My Fault
Perhaps This Is For The Best

tumblr is killing me here
I MUST KNOW

It Is Not Meant To Be
But I Wouldnt Worry
Your Feet Will Find Out Their Own Fate In Time
Until Then
*Sits On Phalluss Feet Contentedly*
suckmyphallus:

areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman:

Oh
Well
It Would Appear As Though Your Feet Are Not Yet Meant To Discover Their Terrible Fate
They Must Stay In Warm Plush Comfort Until The Correct Time Arrives For Them To Fly Away As Strong Independent Cluckbeasts
Then 
And Only Then
Will They Discover For Themselves Who They Are Truly Meant To Be 

DAMMIT KANAYA

Excuse Me How Is This Absurd Limit My Fault
Perhaps This Is For The Best
Oh
Well
It Would Appear As Though Your Feet Are Not Yet Meant To Discover Their Terrible Fate
They Must Stay In Warm Plush Comfort Until The Correct Time Arrives For Them To Fly Away As Strong Independent Cluckbeasts
Then 
And Only Then
Will They Discover For Themselves Who They Are Truly Meant To Be 
Anonymous asked: what are you doing NOT invading suckmyphallus' ask box. GO HARASS PHALLUS AND SIT ON HIS FEET DAMMIT ((I haven’t RP’ed as anyone other than Eridan in two months, so I may be a sucky Kanaya, but I WILL TRY))

Anonymous asked: what are you doing NOT invading suckmyphallus' ask box. GO HARASS PHALLUS AND SIT ON HIS FEET DAMMIT

((I haven’t RP’ed as anyone other than Eridan in two months, so I may be a sucky Kanaya, but I WILL TRY))

((Oh, my gosh… I come on after almost TWO MONTHS of inactivity and find this???I just
I love you all so much
and I am so sorry for not RP’ing at all lately I just have not felt like it since school started and all
but just know that I will try to get on this account more because you are all lovely people that I just adore so much and eeeee <3)) 
I Should Have Been Asleep Quite Some Time Ago It Is Simply Not Healthy For One To Stay Up So Long And One Must Therefore Retire To Their Recuperacoon At A Respectable Time Good Night Slash Day Everyone I Will Hopefully Speak With You All Soon

I Should Have Been Asleep Quite Some Time Ago

It Is Simply Not Healthy For One To Stay Up So Long And One Must Therefore Retire To Their Recuperacoon At A Respectable Time

Good Night Slash Day Everyone I Will Hopefully Speak With You All Soon

graveauxiliatrix: I am glad to hear that you are doing well for yourself, and I am doing rather well, I suppose. Ah, well, there has been a bit of a change, actually. I seem to have spacey-thinged myself, for lack of a better term, into a form that is more suitable to the surroundings that I now find myself in. That is to say, I am human, and in the middle of a place that I believe is known as ‘New York City’, though it does not look that new, in any sense of the word, to me. Oh My That Sounds Like Quite The Interesting Predicament I Would Ask How You Are Faring In Your New And Presumably Unfamiliar Situation But Unfortunately I Must Take My Leave Now It Was Lovely To Speak With You Again Though And I Hope That You Will Be Able To Manage Yourself Well In This New Slash Old York City

graveauxiliatrix:

I am glad to hear that you are doing well for yourself, and I am doing rather well, I suppose.

Ah, well, there has been a bit of a change, actually. I seem to have spacey-thinged myself, for lack of a better term, into a form that is more suitable to the surroundings that I now find myself in. That is to say, I am human, and in the middle of a place that I believe is known as ‘New York City’, though it does not look that new, in any sense of the word, to me.

Oh My That Sounds Like Quite The Interesting Predicament

I Would Ask How You Are Faring In Your New And Presumably Unfamiliar Situation But Unfortunately I Must Take My Leave Now

It Was Lovely To Speak With You Again Though And I Hope That You Will Be Able To Manage Yourself Well In This New Slash Old York City

graveauxiliatrix: areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman: Do You Not Remember Me I Was Acquainted With You Previously But For Some Absurd Reason I Must Have Stopped “Following” You On This Website We Were The Flaming Baabhabhiats Remember Ah, right. I Apologize for that slip in my memory. How have you been faring for yourself, my compainion in Flaming Baabhabhiatness? There Is No Reason To Apologize As Those Sort Of Things Happen To Everyone From Time To Time I Have Been Faring Quite Well Thank You And What Of Yourself I Notice Your Typing Quirk Has Been Abandoned Which Leads Me To Cautiously Assume Some Sort Of Change

graveauxiliatrix:

areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman:

Do You Not Remember Me

I Was Acquainted With You Previously But For Some Absurd Reason I Must Have Stopped “Following” You On This Website

We Were The Flaming Baabhabhiats Remember

Ah, right. I Apologize for that slip in my memory. How have you been faring for yourself, my compainion in Flaming Baabhabhiatness?

There Is No Reason To Apologize As Those Sort Of Things Happen To Everyone From Time To Time

I Have Been Faring Quite Well Thank You And What Of Yourself

I Notice Your Typing Quirk Has Been Abandoned Which Leads Me To Cautiously Assume Some Sort Of Change

areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman started following you daydreaming-dolorosa: areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman: Yes I Would Assume It Is The Initial Norm For A Considerable Amount Of Individuals But One Typically Gets Used To It In Time I… Goodness, If This Is What I Am To Expect On This Site, I Am Unsure If I Should Back Away Now.  That Is Completely Your Choice Of Course But I Have Found That This Website Has The Potential To Be Quite Diverting Not Only Is It An Opportunity To Interact With Those You Already Know But You May Also Meet Others You Have Not Previously Been Acquainted With If You So Wish In Addition Some Rather Amusing Things Have Occurred In The Past

areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman started following you

daydreaming-dolorosa:

areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman:

Yes I Would Assume It Is The Initial Norm For A Considerable Amount Of Individuals But One Typically Gets Used To It In Time

I… Goodness, If This Is What I Am To Expect On This Site, I Am Unsure If I Should Back Away Now. 

That Is Completely Your Choice Of Course But I Have Found That This Website Has The Potential To Be Quite Diverting

Not Only Is It An Opportunity To Interact With Those You Already Know But You May Also Meet Others You Have Not Previously Been Acquainted With If You So Wish

In Addition Some Rather

Amusing Things Have Occurred In The Past

graveauxiliatrix: areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman started following you Oh, hello. Another version of me, once again. Isn’t this turning out to be just the happiest little gathering of Maryams ever? How are you today? Do You Not Remember Me I Was Acquainted With You Previously But For Some Absurd Reason I Must Have Stopped “Following” You On This Website We Were The Flaming Baabhabhiats Remember

graveauxiliatrix:

areyoupreparedtomakelovetoawoman started following you

Oh, hello. Another version of me, once again. Isn’t this turning out to be just the happiest little gathering of Maryams ever?

How are you today?

Do You Not Remember Me

I Was Acquainted With You Previously But For Some Absurd Reason I Must Have Stopped “Following” You On This Website

We Were The Flaming Baabhabhiats Remember